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jayceson 

Jayceson; Jayceson is a really horny guy, he can get any girl every just not the fat ones, Jayceson is really fucking hot
Jayceson is horny and hard, and will make you feel great, he takes any bitch he wants,

jayceson; can fuck the shit outta you
jayceson by 777000JAJUEVAV May 14, 2021
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The best man you’ll ever meet , brown eyes with sparkles in it , not that freaky , makes u laugh ever moment ..... if you find a Jayceon ur the luckiest girl in the world just don’t steal my Jayceon.
“ that ur man ?”
Ur so lucky .....
Jayceon is so charming
Jayceon by His.gurl May 1, 2019
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Jayceon Taylor 

AKA the game

Claimed him and 50 cent were beefing, but really knows that when they were talking shit on their own CD's about the other that it just made them hot and horny for each other and that they missed each other. I'd still rather listen to the game than 50 cent but they're both equally as gay.

He's someone who flipped sides (used to be a crip, used to be GOOD back then) but was turned blood by his brother Big Fase 100 as a survival technique... "better to die like a man than survive like a punk" I say.

The thing that separates him from Curtis Jackson was he really did get shot 5 times repeatedly. 50 cent got shot 23 times over the course of 9 different occasions, but I'm talking about Kelvin Martin when I say that. Curtis Jackson is a fake who stole a name he heard about to get him instant respect/fear in the game.
Jayceon Taylor truly is the game. He played you all with the 50/game beef
Jayceon Taylor by Raw Doggy May 13, 2010

jayceon taylor 

the sickest rapper (aka the Game) to ever set foot on the earth since B.I.G RIP.
The Game, Jayceon Taylor, could kick 50 cents ass anyday of the week.
jayceon taylor by GGGGG-UNOT July 12, 2006
A jayeson is usually very annoying and deaf. He convinces people to watch anime and sucks at lol. Terrible at apex and th e worst at tennis. A jayeson is kinda like a lost puppy minus the cuteness and intelligence oh everything else is spot on. it east 3urry and is on discord rn but most liekly ignoring u if u r not already in a call with him . In conclusion he al right
A jayeson sucks, but I need to guide him to be someone who knows whats going on.
jayeson by jayeson February 19, 2019

Jaymeson 

Jaymeson is a guy that plays baseball and could give a fuck about no one except the people he’s close to. He try’s to be good at school but just can’t. He doesn’t give two shits if someone is mad at him he would just walk away except for the people he’s close to. He’s a stud at baseball he can play other sports to. He can be very loving and be the best boyfriend ever. If u find a jaymeson stay with him because he’s the g.o.a.t🐐🐐
Goddamn that kids good at baseball he must be a jaymeson

Teacher: stop messing around in my classroom!

Jaymeson 

Jaymeson is usually a guy who tends to get stuck In the friendzone or the 3rd wheel and is hella cool and can give relationship advice because of being the 3rd wheel
You know Jaymeson, I heard he gave good advice
Jaymeson by Cash 52 March 18, 2019
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