jaxon lee

A gay and uncoordinated sloth, who can't play sports for shit he also takes his daddy's white choad. He likes to watch gay dwarf shit porn while stroking his dick with horseradish. He also gets sloppy seconds from a close friend . Jaxon is the biggest fag on the planet .

jaxon lee is the bigest fag

jaxon lee by bigbutts6969 April 9, 2017

Jaxon Lee

Jaxon is a very athletic person most people know him as "Daddy" because he is THE Daddy. Jaxon is an expert at making a girl have the best time of her sweet life. Jaxon is an all around chick magnet!

Jaxon Lee is a great love maker.

Jaxon Lee by Yusin bumm March 1, 2022

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Jason Lee

The name of a prodigious actor and former skateboarder who played roles in several awesome Kevin Smith films.
Also was Earl Hickey in "My Name Is Earl."

Made headlines when he named his child "Pilot Inspektor." Also a Scientologist, which means he is probably a douche.

Guy 1: I love Jason Lee! He is a great actor and used to be a siick skateboarder!!!
Guy 2: Dude, he's a scientologist.
Guy 1: I hate Jason Lee.

Jason Lee by -J.L.- February 28, 2010

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jason lee middle school

A boring school where all the cucks and plebs go to talk about boring drama act cool and do drugs at. The principle doesn’t know what he’s doing and the teachers are the same. The teachers are retarded butt fucks and do jack. All the kids do is act cool and pretend like they have “clout”. If your trying to smash some dumb blonde, Jason lee is the place to go.

Person 1:“Do you go to Jason lee middle school?”
Person 2:“Yea, all I do is wear clout goggles and play fortnite”
Person 1:“Dank”

jason lee middle school by BDEATHPUNCH April 7, 2018

Jason Lee

A big and bulky guy who you might think is fat but your wrong all of that is muscle an when you think your strong think again

Man 1: yuck that guys fat

Man 2: I think that’s muscle

A Jason Lee is a great defense

Jason Lee by Buttman8829292 666 February 21, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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