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Jasmine Jawanda 

Highschool shordy who acts like a hoe. She has a tight clit perfectly made to bang/gangbang. Very hot in bed and loves to suck peens. Budget version of a stripper.
Him...Look at that girl down the street. Man shes bomb
His fufad...Yeah son, i banged her last night with my senior friends, must be a jasmine jawanda
Jasmine Jawanda by Hashi80 June 14, 2019

Jaquanda 

Jaquanda is smart,funny,crazy,and interesting she does a lot for people she care about
Jaquanda is beautiful.
Jaquanda cares for people
Jaquanda by Ja’quanda January 14, 2019
An all around fun person. Loves extraordinary things encluding photography to designing. Tend to be a little talkative but all around nice , funny, and an enjoyable person
You just like a Jawanda
You're photos are amazing just like a Jawanda
Hey Jawanda
jawanda by Dropitlikeithot March 4, 2017

jawandalyn 

A independent person, who loves to be by there self at times. They love talking about the pass and laughing at any and everything, Jawandalyn is very introvert when it comes to meeting new.people but will also speak when speaking to
Jawandalyn is crazy
jawandalyn by Jawandalyn August 7, 2018

JaQuanda 

JaQuanda is a very funny,cute,smart and she plays basketball she likes to good around in class and she likes to fight but if you mess with her boyfriend or best friend she will beat your ass period
Hey is that Jaquanda
That girl Jaquanda is fine
Jaquanda is my best friend
Hey thats my bad Jaquanda

Jaquandaritovius 

Jah-Quan-Dari-To-Vee-Us

A name for an extremely SEXY and HOT man who is very buff and awesome.
"That dude is probably a Jaquandaritovius, I just creamed in my pants"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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