jarvo

one who's pro evo skills are at an all time low. constantly passing to the opposition and scoring own goals. jarvo's can often be found around the Harrow area of London.

ya diggg p-hill, i just completely jarvo'd that pass.

jarvo by jayhart March 4, 2008

Jarvo 69 

India cricket legend. Well known for falling just 5 wickets short of a 5-for at Lord's and almost getting a tonne at Headingly before his marathon innings was cut short by the interventions of misguided stewarding staff.

Jarvo 69 would have stopped the Indian batting collapse if those stupid stewards hadn't carted him off!

Jarvo 69 by zchatm8 August 28, 2021

sns.jarvo 

someone that is the main character of his/her story everybody one else is a side character

man thomas is a sns.jarvo if you ask me

sns.jarvo by Posidons,curse June 27, 2021

jaroo 

Jaroo is awesome says a fat crippled kid and his glasses friend. Asians.

That is so Jaroo.

jaroo by DaFatCripple December 19, 2019

Jaro 

The hottest guy anyone has ever seen. He is big and a lot of people call him 'kast' because of how big he is. He is adored by all the girls and a real fuckboy. He gets all the girls numbers and never calls them because he is too busy playing Minecraft modded survival. He also rides a motorcycle and everyone around him wants to be his friend and fuck him really bad.

Jaro: hi

Every girl and boy in a 100m radius: *passes out*

Jaro by Jesse van der Dijk April 22, 2022

Jargon Jocker

A person who steals and uses phrases made up by, or frequently said by someone else, or another group of people.

Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?

Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!

Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)

Jargon Jocker by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009

Apple Jargon 

Talking or writing in an understated way to give the impression that something is 'revolutionary' all the while not giving out any real specific details just the way Apple always does. A similar technique is used by teachers, they talk really quietly when they want everyone's attention.

The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!

Apple/Google/Bing: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could have all your documents in one place wherever you went? Well now you can with Apple/Google/Bing ***. How does it work? Well, that's the fun part, you just put all your documents...

Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)

Apple Jargon by RolakiPapa April 18, 2010