jared

a great guy with a gigantic dick

that jared is cool

by ruhrndkfkrhf January 18, 2019

jared

hes 19 and never learned how to fucking read

Teacher: Jared could you read this

Jared:i cant Hi my name is Jared and i never fucking learned how to read

by willow1098 October 15, 2018

jared

a dick

jared: i like this girl

girl: i like you too
jared: can we be friends

by kennnnny February 15, 2019

jared

really tall guy who is an athlete mixed with a nerd, movie buff, also refered to as the elusiv whit man

they went to jared

by 7layersofsin May 31, 2010

jared

A male of the mentally challenged variety who enjoys showing up thirty minutes late to everything, crying while masturbating, killing homeless people because he is protected under the Second Class Citizen Law, and trying to bone highschool girls.

Jordan: Hey, i thought your friend was going to be here by now.
Jay: Yeah, it’s Jared so he’ll be 30 minutes late as usual.

by wewuzanonymous October 4, 2018

jared

a person whos name is jared duh. hes weird and random at times and he also sings annoying songs that get stuck in my head. blahzerz!

jeny: jared your soo weird

jared: no u!

jeny: jk your cool

jared: no u!

jeny: aww thanks teehee!!

jared: no u!

jeny: k.. getting annoying now.

jared: lalalala

jeny: ah my ears!

by jeny March 3, 2008

jared

a gay right handed man that thinks he is good at everything and feels that google is the beholder of all.

I'm right,my name is jared.

by battery8765 January 3, 2009