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james bonds penis 

the largest penis that has ever been identified.
Jim: Have you seen James Bonds Penis?
Mel: Yeah, he fucking destroyed me last night and my pussy flaps tore off.

jakes penis 

A penis that has claustrophobia and that goes un-erect when a condom is put on.
im sorry i can't have sex because i have jakes penis
jakes penis by Alex LeBlanc January 2, 2008