jalak 

1. Jalak means "glimpse." A Jalak is a bird that tweets and tweets and stays tweeting. But she is multifaceted when it comes to her personality and is hard to understand because you only get to see a glimpse of her personality at one given time. If you're lucky enough, she'll show you her other sides as time progresses.

2. Loud and annoying.

Jack: Why is Mary so confusing? I can't get a good read on her.
Bob: Don't waste your time, dude. She's one of those Jalaks. Can't ever know what's really on their minds.

You could hear her conversation from down the hall, she's such a Jalak!!

jalak by hellomynameismonesh October 22, 2013

Jalandhar

Jalandhar is a city in the north-western India state of Punjab. The oldest city in Punjab, in recent years it has seen rapid urbanisation and developed into a highly industrialised centre of commercial activity. Jalandhar was the capital of Punjab from India's independence (1947) until Chandigarh was built in 1953. Situated on the Grand Trunk Road, it is a major rail and road junction, and is 144 km northwest of the state capital, Chandigarh. The city was known as Jullundur in British India.

Let's go to Jalandhar and eat at Haveli, its the best restaurant in India.

Jalandhar by Lifeinknife October 11, 2014

Jalapeno Shits 

A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:

*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors

The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!

Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!

Jalapeno Shits by Wardie1993 November 30, 2016

Jalapeno Musk 

the body odor given off the morning after eating a jalapeno laden meal

Pat: What the hell is that smell?
Curtis: That's my jalapeno musk....they loaded that shit up on my Crazy Burger last night

Jalapeno Musk by rpghlmsly November 13, 2011

jalalah 

Someone who states obvious things

A: "Amit is petty"
B: "Jalalah"

jalalah by Ajsjwkmqnd February 26, 2017

jalapeño fingers

When a guy has jalapeño juice on his fingers and then he fingers a girl and her pussy burns. awwww yeaaaah

Bro 1: "Bro I gave my girl friend the ole jalapeño fingers last night after we went to taco bell"
Bro 2: "I bet it was a fiesta"
Bro 1 " Fer sherrrr"

jalapeño fingers by Juan Stamos February 19, 2014

jalapeno torpedo 

Steaming fecal matter ejected from ones anus into the pipeline underground

I just dispatched a spicy hot jalapeno torpedo into the bowels of the underworld after eating three enchiladas from taco hell 🔥

jalapeno torpedo by Jimbo Jones the third 2.0 December 21, 2022