jake gyllenhaal

found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)

person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!

by kniveschau November 12, 2021

jake gyllenhaal

the most idiotic smelly pig who needs to give taylor swift her scarf back

jake gyllenhaal gets older but his girlfriends stay 4 times younger than him

by urmom28 November 17, 2021

jake gyllenhaal

Boo Foo'd, getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!

by H-Town SLY July 16, 2008

jake gyllenhaal

A term used to describe a homosexual and/or a chronic masturbator as demonstrated in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead.

1. Chris Rock : Yo Dave, I heard that Eddie Murphy left his wife for a guy in New Edition.
Dave Chappelle : Eddie Murphy went jake gyllenhaal ???!!!
Charlie Murphy : . . . I thought those leather suits in Delerious and Raw were just a fad. Turns out my brother's a fag.

by The Truth & Nothing but The Truth April 18, 2006

jake gyllenhaal

the most gorgeous, incredible man on the planet. he is an american actor and starred in movies such as Donnie Darko and Brokeback mountain.

When I grow up, I want a Jake Gyllenhaal type of guy

by Lauren C. C. February 28, 2009

jake gyllenhaal

The sexiest guy alive who was in Donnie Darko and The Day After Tomorrow. He is starring in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead. If any of u r jake fans, then i love u all! and if ur not, then w/e.

Jake Gyllenhaal is way sexier than any other guy in the world!

by Im flipping awesome October 14, 2005

jake gyllenhaal

The most beautiful man to walk the face of the earth. He is amazing...and Donnie Darko was not over-rated. It is amazing.
"cellar door"
"tell me, how does one suck a fuck"
"im voting for dukakis"
"what are feces?"
"have you ever seen a portal?"
"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."

jake gyllenhaal is an orgasm for your eyes

by Spoogie December 21, 2007