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jail-yard bitch 

1) a male individual, confined to a jail cell, that tends to receive anal and/or other homosexual activities from other jail mates.

2) jail. yard. bitch.... does that not spell it out?
"Zakk, you take it up the ass just like my jail-yard bitch," said the horny parol officer.
jail-yard bitch by Michelle & Manda November 5, 2007

Jainbitch 

(Jane-Bit-che)- in this case we use Jainbitch as a synonym for Sociopathy. A Jainbitch describes any girl who is a complete Sociopath. One that makes outlandish lies that are 100% absurd, and gets mad when you call their lie. They must win, at all cost, even if they have to fuck people over to do so. They are cold and emotionless and have no regard for anyone other than themselves. They play sick cruel jokes on people for amusement. And they are pathological liars. A Jainbitch is that crazy bitch every man dates once in their life.
Dude1: Dude my ex won't leave me alone! She says her boyfriend murdered 12 hookers then beat her!
Dude2: Dude she's full of shit!
Dude1: She got hella pissed at me when I called her out to! She's a total Jainbitch!
Jainbitch by Sociopath slayer October 20, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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