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An incredible type of human being. Every school or work place has at least one. Commonly found on European vacations, reading literature, and engaging his/herself in historical conversations. He/she is incredibly intellectual and extremely lovable. If you get to know a Jagel your life will for ever be changed for the better.
YOU: "Hey Jagel what are you doing thins afternoon?"
JAGEL:"Reading How the Other Half Lives by Jacob Riis and analyzing the Progressive Age."
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jagel by Geggers November 3, 2010
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A Jew Combined with a bagel Also can be used as a homosexual
Examples Nick D, Richie B, Vinny S, Josh S, and the biggest Jagel of them all Steven N
Jagel by Chase112 August 25, 2011
Related Words
jagels • pb-jagel • jaelyn • Jaelynn • Jagaloon • Jaelen • jaelin • Jaela • Jacelyn • Jael
May I have jagel with cream cheese.
jagel by Firework Master2 February 11, 2009

pb-jagel 

Cut a bagel in half, peanut butter one side, jelly the other side, put it together and you've got a pb-jagel.
I felt like having breakfast and lunch at the same time, so I made myself a pb-jagel.
pb-jagel by Bruce THunder April 19, 2009

Jager Main 

A deluxe piece of cancer that gets head shot at the begin of each defense round attempting to spawn peak and cries him or her self to sleep every night for the acog.

A toxic piece of shit who ruins the fucking game and doesn't let anyone in the building because they are all dead by the time the timer hasn't even hit thirty seconds in the round. (Due to spawn peaking)
Player one: Fuck you Jager Main!You toxic piece of shit all you fucking do is spawn peak!

Jager: Get spawn peaked. Ha Ha Ha!
Jager Main by TheKnowItAllBoutGames September 10, 2018
A very sweet and loving girl but when you get her mad she will flip out and beat your ass may she sometimes lose but she won t care as long as she teaches you a lesson ;) don t mess with a jacel !
They name jacel is a very nice name
Jacel by Bigdick daddy February 19, 2019
An asian girl that studies too much. She's pretty chill when she's not studying and knows how to have fun. Don't anger her in any circumstances, her inner bitch with rip you to shreds. She loves her family, close friends, and boyfriend. If you're none of those don't even try.
P1: I think I'm falling for Jadely, should I cat call her?
P2: Nah she'll chop your balls off, she hates that shit
P3: Damn, I'll just give Jadely a love letter then.
Jadely by CarrieUnderwear_96 January 29, 2020
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