eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi

Overwhelemed with information or work.

I really need a beer, I've been eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi all day.

by cliffzedge November 17, 2010

Swedish Jacuzzi

Lots of cum being poured on something or someone.

Like it’s counter part the real Swedish Jacuzzi is pouring beef tallow on something.

The only difference is cum and a LOT of it.

John: Hey did you hear that they are doing the Swedish Jacuzzi back there?
Mark: *gags*

by BrokeBob404 October 1, 2020

jacuzzi uzi

When you bring your uzi in a Jacuzzi and have sex with multiple people eventually killing them all with said Uzi

"Dude Did you hear about brad he totally Jacuzzi uzi'ed those people at the party

by Nukeing posiden August 30, 2019

Kentucky jacuzzi

When you fill a girls mouth with Kool-Aid and Pop Rocks, make her get on her knees, and dunk your balls in her open mouth.

“Hey man, Cindy just gave me a Kentucky Jacuzzi, now my balls are sticky and so is her face, but for different reasons.”

by 2Bone August 21, 2023

Natural Jacuzzi

Is when someone farts in a public pool such as a community pool, when close to another person, then swims away quickly.

I gave this black lady at the pool today a natural jacuzzi. She was not happy!!

by Coontry Chicken July 8, 2019

Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017

splash in her jacuzzi

to ejaculate in a woman's vagina through unprotected sex.

She was seducing me all semester, practically begging me to splash in her jacuzzi.

by Niyan Tewman March 18, 2022