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jaconacho 

A black guy
Yo you see that black dude he’s totally a jaconacho
jaconacho by JacoNacho May 19, 2021
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jacknaphobia 

A common phobia of jack’s. Most people suffer years without being diagnosed or fully coming to terms with this phobia and it is extremely hard to treat unfortunately.
“Hey why don’t you hangout with jack white as much anymore?” “Oh i found out I have jacknaphobia”
jacknaphobia by 12345pandagirl April 26, 2022

Jacknicholsophobia

The Intense fear of Hollywood actor Jack Nicholson, due to his goulish voice, and serial killer appearance. Qften causes lack of sleep.
(man)> I just watched "Anger Management", now nightmares make me restless, and i wake up screaming in a cold sweat.
(man)>whats wrong with me doc?
(Doctor)> Im quite sure you suffer from Jacknicholsophobia. Im going to prescribe you some lunesta, but the best cure is to just shoot yourself because he will always haunt your dreams.
Jacknicholsophobia by CHoulBAMF08 August 17, 2007

jasoncholy 

A name people call Jason Derulo because of the sad face that he makes. Adding Jason into melancholy.
Oh look its Jasoncholy!
jasoncholy by IceJJfish55 December 5, 2018

jonachoo 

a pokemon with the ability to maul people with an axe, shoot people with a shotgun, beat people up with his fists, and kill his own trainer
trainer: jonachoo i choose you!
trainer: jonachoo use maul with axe!
jonachoo: i will kill you all!
trainer: good now, wait wait, NOOOOOOOOOOOO! eauh! (thud)
jonachoo by Owltalon September 6, 2007

Joserico Taconachoquesadillamandillajones 

a child that has been raised by a half Mexican half Puerto Rican and half Cartel drug dealer
Wow that Joserico Taconachoquesadillamandillajones has beautiful teeth

taconachos 

the futile blend of taco stuff and nachos. sometimes worse than tacobell the taconacho is like the rest of the mexican food and has virtually no variants
WTF!? what are you maekin Jesse?
Jesse: Taconachos
OMG

Jesse: yeah its good
ok ill try
FIVE MINUTES LATER==>
WTF DID YOU PUT IN THIS?!!! >:(
Jesse:beef verde, cheese in a jug, "vitamins"
it hurts my crapper hurts man
Jesse::( Im sorry ill fix it
STFU! i is sick :P
taconachos by oreo peltz April 21, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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