The lowest form of human life. Essentially a personality-less bottom feeder. They don't have enough intelligence or confidence to just be themselves, so they try to suck the life out of someone who is cooler or more "fresh" than they are. Usually broke and insecure. The male Swagger Jacker more than likely suffers from baby dick disease and tries to appear cooler than they are to overcompensate. Usually the same the same type of person who will try to break you down to build themselves up. Sorry, hating on me will not make your baby dick grow. Swagger jackers come in all races, creeds, shapes and sizes. Beware, they may be amongst you right now!
Person 1: Damn this corny ass motherfucker really hates on me hard, but then goes out and copies everything I do and has the nerve to think he's cool!
Person 2: Wow, what a Swagger Jacker. Must be trying to overcompensate for his baby dick
Person 1: hahahahaha sucks to be him
Person 2: Wow, what a Swagger Jacker. Must be trying to overcompensate for his baby dick
Person 1: hahahahaha sucks to be him
by mister originality May 15, 2015
Any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the ass of a female.
Hey, did you check out Karen wearing the cut off skirt and the ass jackers? She must be guy phishing.
by LMV August 26, 2007
1.a person who wanks or jacks off camels, usually a racial slur towards middle eastern or Arabic decent.
2. a person who hijacks camels of middle eastern decent
2. a person who hijacks camels of middle eastern decent
cameljacker camel jacker
by superdddsuperddd June 13, 2010
by pabs December 21, 2003
by stillmaticc4 January 21, 2006
Genetically altered wasps that are coded to attack anyone or anything that disturbs their living. When they make that person a target, they will follow their target until they are stung. Stings from the tracker jacker are extremely painful and cause serious hallucinations. In extreme cases, it cause death. Tracker jacker venom can also be used to hijack a person's memories. The venom creates hallucinations upon the memory and the memory is then seen differently by the person. From The Hunger Games
I can't believe the Capitol used tracker jacker venom on Peeta!!
How did Katniss survive those painful tracker jacker stings?
How did Katniss survive those painful tracker jacker stings?
by HungerGamesLuver May 31, 2012
One who tries to 1-up what you do.
A person who is trying to live YOUR life like it's theirs.
A Hater.
A person who is trying to live YOUR life like it's theirs.
A Hater.
You: Hey, I'm going on tour with my band this summer on the West Coast!
Them: I'm going on a WORLD wide tour with my band.
You: *thinking to self* I swear he is such a life jacker.
Them: I'm going on a WORLD wide tour with my band.
You: *thinking to self* I swear he is such a life jacker.
by Karma Eve March 11, 2010