jacker's remorse

Jacking off over material you'd normally find offensive. Then, AFTER you've gotten yur rocks off you are thoroughly disgusted with yourself.

Melvin felt deeply ashamed and suffered from "jacker's remorse" after masturbating over the naked pictures he found of his mother.

by Mitchell_L June 2, 2009

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Jacker's Hand

The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.

Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

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Jacker's Arm

When one's arm is too sore or in extreme pain due to excessive masturbation. Usually interferes with everyday activities and can take weeks to recover from.

John: Dude I took like three Tylenol pills this morning

Brandon: What do you have the cold?

John: Nah, I got a bad case of the Jacker's Arm.

by Pandad March 24, 2009

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Jacker’s Elbow

A less refined reference to cubital tunnel syndrome whereby the ulnar nerve has been absolutely and brutally abused from chronic, repetitive stress from masturbation. More common in men.

After remote working for the last year and a half due to covid, Stefan developed a horrific case of jacker’s elbow and had to be splinted for 6 months. He’s working on a solid case with his other elbow now.

by Dick Onchin August 18, 2021

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