jacker's remorse 

Jacking off over material you'd normally find offensive. Then, AFTER you've gotten yur rocks off you are thoroughly disgusted with yourself.

Melvin felt deeply ashamed and suffered from "jacker's remorse" after masturbating over the naked pictures he found of his mother.

jacker's remorse by Mitchell_L June 2, 2009

Jacker's Hand 

The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.

Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.

Jacker's Hand by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

Jacker's Arm 

When one's arm is too sore or in extreme pain due to excessive masturbation. Usually interferes with everyday activities and can take weeks to recover from.

John: Dude I took like three Tylenol pills this morning

Brandon: What do you have the cold?

John: Nah, I got a bad case of the Jacker's Arm.

Jacker's Arm by Pandad March 24, 2009

Jacker’s Elbow

A less refined reference to cubital tunnel syndrome whereby the ulnar nerve has been absolutely and brutally abused from chronic, repetitive stress from masturbation. More common in men.

After remote working for the last year and a half due to covid, Stefan developed a horrific case of jacker’s elbow and had to be splinted for 6 months. He’s working on a solid case with his other elbow now.

Jacker’s Elbow by Dick Onchin August 18, 2021

jacker's curve 

When a man's penis bends a bit to the left or right (because of masturbation)

My boyfriend has a jacker's curve

jacker's curve by Fapper696969 December 29, 2013

Mad jacker’s syndrome

A guy or gal that is addicted to masturbation especially while on meth.

David had ‘mad jacker’s syndrome’ and almost went blind, but he’s recovered now!

Mad jacker’s syndrome by Papi_chulo_OG November 14, 2025

steal ur bf's jacket day 

this is the day where you can steal all your bf's jackets & smell them no matter what. enjoy ladies :)

omg did you hear it's steal ur bf's jacket day today (March 27?)
Every girl: OMGG where's my bf?!

steal ur bf's jacket day by crzygirll April 12, 2018