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jack of spades 

Jack of spades is were bi or gay white men only date black men. It's the bi/ gay white male's version of the queen of spades. They both represent how white women and white men exclusively date only black men.
He only dates black men, he must be a jack of spades.
jack of spades by white4bbc4life October 2, 2013

Jack of Spades 

A homosexual male who aggressively eats ass

jack of spades 

A cuckold who accepts and encourages his wife's preference for having sexual relations exclusively with black men and is sexually submissive to both her and her lovers
Ever since his wife became a queen of spades, the cuckold proudly accepted his place as her jack of spades.

Jack Of Spade 

A white male who is a gay bottom and strictly attracted to black men and/or strictly willing to have sex with black men.
That white boy is wearing a jack of spades so you know he loves that big black dick.
Jack Of Spade by WhiteBoyBitch4BBC September 21, 2020

Jack Of All Shades 

If somebody wears far too many pairs of sunglasses, often even indoors, they are considered a Jack Of All Shades.

They're likely to combine the two aspects of owning far too many pairs of sunglasses and wearing sunglasses far too often, just as regularly in a sunny atmosphere as in winter, at night time, or indoors.
Dexter : “Have you seen Carl? He's been wearing sunglasses all day, even in the office.”
Larry : “Wow... I guess he must be a Jack Of All Shades.”
Jack Of All Shades by C L G February 14, 2020

Jack of all shades 

Those perfect sunglasses that go with everything. Every outfit, every occasion, every color.
These perfect frames and lenses really make for a Jack of all Shades.
Jack of all shades by xthexjessx April 19, 2018
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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