jack king off

Texas Hold 'Em hand, in which the player holds a Jack and a King of differing, or, "off" suits.

"I called his bluff since my jack king off gave me a full house"

jack king off by feralnogitsune August 6, 2008

Jack king off suited 

1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in.

2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.

1.
pokerguy1-I'm all in
pokerguy2-I call
pokerguy1-What you got
pokerguy2-Jack King off suited
pokerhuy1-SHIT

2.someone- Hey what you doin today?
someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited
someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.

Jack king off suited by John Green November 29, 2005