jack ford

is the fat gay man and has a really hot mum, he will slide through Ur back door or u toilet just to watch Ur little sister sleep but dont worry he is week as piss he is pretty much like a Mr bordoni but younger no moustache and has had a stroke

jeez is he is such a jack ford

oh no i hear a jack ford a coming hide Ur 43 sisters bily

jack ford by big dick kid raper November 15, 2018

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jack ford

jack ford: an absolute mad lad. Italian family so you know he got them good looks, he has a body chiseled out of stone, abs so solid you could grate cheese off them. will cook you a whole pasta for a snack. soon to be the worlds best cricketer. s super rich so will buy your parents as slaves.

stranger 1: lmao i wish i had money

jack ford: here's 30 racks

stranger 1: damn jack ford you a god

jack ford by thepeepeepoopooman69 September 1, 2019

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Jackford

Jackson and asshole Mrs.bradford a beautiful fat old lady this is the ship name for the beautiful couple of all couples but if u hate assholes like me you’ll hate Jackson just like me if you like talking and laughing about old ladies fatness then this is a perfect ship

A Beautiful ship

Oh jackford is my otp

Jackford by Mrs.bradford the 2th October 18, 2018

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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