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#1 bish

Has a very unpronounceable name but is still a good person. Will always listen to ur problems but won't really care. Is a really scary person. Is a forgetful person. Can be physically overpowering but wont do it during sex. Is a very loyal friend that will treat you like family (If you matter to them, anyways). Will try their best to get into your head but will only leave you feeling somehow more alone. (the sole purpose being because its Jaantje). She's a dumb bitch but still #1 bish. A clutz that can be likable but really annoying when she's ignorant. CANT FUCKING PLAY MINECRAFT!!??
Sarah: “ you could put a whole as arm in there.

Bitch you could fit a whole raccoon in there”
Jaantje :“ is it because your couch is out
Sarah: Yes
Jaantje: It’s okay I don’t possess the Coochie key anyway”
Sarah: “Why am I dressed like the stereotypical fits”
Jaantje: “ yes this looks good even without tucking
It’s not as good as tucking but it’s still good”
jaantje by Outcircles June 26, 2021
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" its because your lonely"
"why do you have to be such a Jaantje "
jaantje by Outcircles June 27, 2021
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A "Jantje" is a tough exterior type of guy. Who's really soft and warm on the inside. A fun loving out going party animal that has trouble living in the present. Except when they're in love. They can party for days driven only by their crave for sex and drugs. Or snuggle like a baby with someone they love. They may not be your first love but sure could be your last. if you have a chance snatch a Jantje up, do so. Because their loyalty and love is enough to make anyone happy. But don't forget their smile is armed they often have agendas....& they're always looking for something better. But if this cry alone, hide their emotions & pretend never to get hurt person comes your way and let's their guard down......let them open up. Nurture the love, the friendship, because Jantje maybe getting ready to finally settle down. That's something you wanna be ready for.. ;)
Don't worry about him, he's a Jantje he won't hurt ya.

Your friends the life of the party, he's a regular Jantje.

He's a tease, a real Jantje.
jantje by FLOWER November 12, 2013

een Jantje 

'Een Jantje doen';
Wanneer je 7 herexamens (of meer) hebt en toch nog op alles door geraakt.
Persoon 1: Moet Tim nu eigenlijk veel vakken meepakken?
Persoon 2: Nope.
Persoon 1: Echt? Hij had toch 7 herexamens?
Persoon 2: Ja, maar hij heeft een Jantje gedaan.
een Jantje by paterschacht November 19, 2018
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