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#1 bish

Has a very unpronounceable name but is still a good person. Will always listen to ur problems but won't really care. Is a really scary person. Is a forgetful person. Can be physically overpowering but wont do it during sex. Is a very loyal friend that will treat you like family (If you matter to them, anyways). Will try their best to get into your head but will only leave you feeling somehow more alone. (the sole purpose being because its Jaantje). She's a dumb bitch but still #1 bish. A clutz that can be likable but really annoying when she's ignorant. CANT FUCKING PLAY MINECRAFT!!??
Sarah: “ you could put a whole as arm in there.

Bitch you could fit a whole raccoon in there”
Jaantje :“ is it because your couch is out
Sarah: Yes
Jaantje: It’s okay I don’t possess the Coochie key anyway”
Sarah: “Why am I dressed like the stereotypical fits”
Jaantje: “ yes this looks good even without tucking
It’s not as good as tucking but it’s still good”
jaantje by Outcircles June 26, 2021
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" its because your lonely"
"why do you have to be such a Jaantje "
jaantje by Outcircles June 27, 2021
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A "Jantje" is a tough exterior type of guy. Who's really soft and warm on the inside. A fun loving out going party animal that has trouble living in the present. Except when they're in love. They can party for days driven only by their crave for sex and drugs. Or snuggle like a baby with someone they love. They may not be your first love but sure could be your last. if you have a chance snatch a Jantje up, do so. Because their loyalty and love is enough to make anyone happy. But don't forget their smile is armed they often have agendas....& they're always looking for something better. But if this cry alone, hide their emotions & pretend never to get hurt person comes your way and let's their guard down......let them open up. Nurture the love, the friendship, because Jantje maybe getting ready to finally settle down. That's something you wanna be ready for.. ;)
Don't worry about him, he's a Jantje he won't hurt ya.

Your friends the life of the party, he's a regular Jantje.

He's a tease, a real Jantje.
jantje by FLOWER November 12, 2013

een Jantje 

'Een Jantje doen';
Wanneer je 7 herexamens (of meer) hebt en toch nog op alles door geraakt.
Persoon 1: Moet Tim nu eigenlijk veel vakken meepakken?
Persoon 2: Nope.
Persoon 1: Echt? Hij had toch 7 herexamens?
Persoon 2: Ja, maar hij heeft een Jantje gedaan.
een Jantje by paterschacht November 19, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026