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A "Jantje" is a tough exterior type of guy. Who's really soft and warm on the inside. A fun loving out going party animal that has trouble living in the present. Except when they're in love. They can party for days driven only by their crave for sex and drugs. Or snuggle like a baby with someone they love. They may not be your first love but sure could be your last. if you have a chance snatch a Jantje up, do so. Because their loyalty and love is enough to make anyone happy. But don't forget their smile is armed they often have agendas....& they're always looking for something better. But if this cry alone, hide their emotions & pretend never to get hurt person comes your way and let's their guard down......let them open up. Nurture the love, the friendship, because Jantje maybe getting ready to finally settle down. That's something you wanna be ready for.. ;)
Don't worry about him, he's a Jantje he won't hurt ya.

Your friends the life of the party, he's a regular Jantje.

He's a tease, a real Jantje.
jantje by FLOWER November 12, 2013
Words you can keep

een Jantje 

'Een Jantje doen';
Wanneer je 7 herexamens (of meer) hebt en toch nog op alles door geraakt.
Persoon 1: Moet Tim nu eigenlijk veel vakken meepakken?
Persoon 2: Nope.
Persoon 1: Echt? Hij had toch 7 herexamens?
Persoon 2: Ja, maar hij heeft een Jantje gedaan.
een Jantje by paterschacht November 19, 2018

Jànté

That everything is alright and not to worry.
Popularised by the English Comic "The Mayor of El Zez"
Often succeeded by the iconic phrase "chill man, evrything's cool here, it's like a popsicle in a fridge freezer aye?"
(You walk into a crowded newsagent but startle another patron with your sudden appearance leading him to soil cocoa on your shoes)
You: "Hey man, double ew tee eff"
Man: "Hey listen broski i really goofed this time"
You: "Yeah you did you dweeb, now you gonna get busted"
Man: "Nah please man I'm really sorry"
You: "...Jànté"
A beautiful person on the inside. Will do anything for her friends or family. The most loyal person you'll ever meet. Loves chacos with socks and kool-aid. She is very independent. SHE WILL TAKE YOUR NIGGA.
The loyalist friend you'll ever have will be named Jantel.
jantel by The_realest_bby January 7, 2017
A fusion of the word Jack and Banter to form Janter meaning banter that is a bit naughtier than normal, banter from Jack the lads that may be slightly more insulting than hoped and pushes the boundaries of political correctness.
Why are you so fat??? ->>>> because every time I do your mum she gives me a biscuit!! Calm down its only a bit of Janter!
Janter by jwliverpool January 6, 2013
Banter about a persons mother. Frequently includes sexual references.
Guy 1:"Ahahaha Jamie your mums knockers are HUGE!"
*group laughs*
Guy 2:"Aha, janter mate."
Janter by himynameiswill March 1, 2011

jantreal 

Wow...that's such a Jantreal.
jantreal by GORGEOUSjah March 2, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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