j-ism

(Jay-ism) An abbreviation for journalism, either as an academic course or profession. The printed word "J-ism," which closely resembles the word jism is used humorously and may be printed on paraphanalia including polo shirts.

I really enjoyed J-ism today. I love working in "the Pub."

by Perfect10 November 30, 2006

jism wiper

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.

Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."

by poja August 11, 2004

Captain Jism

Anyone that has numerous orgasms, ejaculations.

Captain Jism splugesprayed the entire room.

by jpg3 September 4, 2011

jism trail

1. After blowing one's load upon a girl, the resulting spray pattern is known as the jism trail. Coined after the Old West cattle trail, the Chisholm trail.

2. Peter Tracks

1. Man, after I blew my load on Amber, you shoulda seen the jism trail I left!

by TexAMAggie05 October 5, 2006

jismize

To shoot your cum over a girl/ persons face for the first time.effectively to baptize Them with your cum.and of course being a religious act every girl should be willing to oblige!

I shot my cum all over her face last night for the first time.she loved her jismize a lovely baptism of cum

by rage gc September 24, 2013

Jism Junction

The area of skin on a female between the anus and vagina where the jism of two males meet after they orgasm and it leaks to the junction.

My buddies Bill and Ted told me they were on an “excellent adventure” dismantling Sandra the other weekend, simultaneously, when the both blew their loads. As Sandra was lying there leaking fluids out of both orifices, she screamed with excitement whoever’s load makes it to the Jism Junction first will be mine forever. Needless to say, I haven’t heard from Ted since.

by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020

Jismy bot

A smart discord bot who is very addictive and can do many things.

Hey let's add Jismy bot to our server!

by Zofes July 5, 2020