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J money means to lie or to cap
Friend 1 :some girl said sheโ€™d give me head
Friend 2: j money
J money by yayadropemoff March 29, 2022
A person who is very good at certain things, especially sport. A person who is clutch, who gets the money.
Show us the Money! Where is Jmoney? J money is a person who can always clutch up for himself or his team, typical nickname given to someone who's name starts with a J, E.g Jack
J money by Sam shagga December 2, 2023
One of east coast's biggest hard ass's and street fighter. He is a YouTube star known for an extremely pissy attitude and horrible fighting skills. Along his path of greatness he has taken down many legends including: Hoagie Fucker, Pubeless Porta, and countless others. He is becoming increasingly popular with his film career within Temptation Productions. Himself, along with the help of those working with Temptation Productions, have created an internet sensation of beatdowns, spoofs, and hilarious video and film. He is also co-owner of Gay Money Records, along with his twin brother, Gay Moula, and an up and coming rap star. He has been referred to by others as "The Worst Rapper Alive".
Steve: Have you seen the latest J-MONEYBEATDOWN on YouTube?

Logan: Yea, J-Money's videos are the best thing I have ever seen in my life!
J-Money by TProds July 9, 2010
A slang term for a name starting with J. Most likely a white suburban or hockey boy of sorts that acts hard and gangsta
Check out J-Money, rockin the burberry shit and fresh kicks
J-Money by NYCBALLA21 March 15, 2009
an over eccentric individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably sweet in every way possible.
"omg, that was so j-money!"
"hey j-money way to keep it real"
j-money by fernado July 16, 2006
An absolute cretin of a being, with fucked up fingers and eyes, and isnโ€™t a functional member of society. Should be put down Old Yeller style if you see him.
Look at that J-Money over there, such a fucking cripple.
J-Money by BungusBorp February 12, 2019
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wifeโ€™s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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