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The greatest reggaeton singer of all time. Very humble. Truly versatile artist, can work with anyone from anywhere, any genre is good for him. Anything he drops will be a hit guaranteed 💯 Uses bright vivid colors everywhere. Can pull off any style effortlessly.
If you're struggling with your music career, a collaboration with him is all you need.

Also very cute
She's the J Balvin of ....
J Balvin by ttsmallt November 12, 2020
Words you can keep
j balvin by Lololololihatelife October 29, 2017
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The J Balvin is when you do a handstand in the bottom of your drained local city pool, naked, and someone jumps off the high dive head first into your ballsack/vaginal area. If done at a city pool outside of your local area, it’s rather referred to as a Paul McCartney.
I just J Balvined at the city pool and everyone thought it was pog.
J Balvin by bigshidder November 4, 2020
Colombian singer destroyed by Puertorican singer Residente in a musical beef or a diss track composed by BZRP.

In the song J Balvin is defined as the following:
1-Bobolón or Dumbass
2-A copy of a clone
3-The Logan Paul of Reggaeton
4-Disloyal
5-Rascist
6-Priviledged
7-Badly raised by a frustrated influencer dad
8-A vegan salad because he has no eggs
9-Uncreattive because he has teams of people that write his rap/hiphop/reggaeton lyrics
10-All in all he is defined as a nicely packaged product by the latin american music industry to have some of the urban music genre market share
Dont be as fake as J Balvin; Dont be a vegan salad;
J Balvin by urbancito March 10, 2022

J ballin 

When one hangs their balls outside one chosen leg hole of their whitey-tighties.
Gormo: You free ballin’ tonight my guy?
Jalen: Naw, I’m J ballin’ son.
J ballin by myrealnameisbaker June 21, 2018

Jbalvin_cloud3 

Jbalvin_cloud3 is known for her edits and her creativity also knows as “Tanjiro Kamado biggest fan
Jbalvin_cloud3:posted a edit
Person: can you make me a edit
Jbalvin_cloud3: sure!
Jbalvin_cloud3 by User23213 April 10, 2021

jbalvin_cloud3 

HAPPY 1 MONTH BAE!!😍💋
cwcvsp loves jbalvin_cloud3 💋
jbalvin_cloud3 by cwcvsp July 2, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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