(n) A disease of the mind involving permanent affection/obsession for a "Jon" or "Jonathan" that is untreatable; complications include heart burn, heart attack, stroke, blood clots, loss of feeling, irregular menstrual flow, pregnancy, broken heart and fatalities have occurred. Seek medical and therapeutical help immediately.
One who lack's skill in c0d4 especially at no scoping.
polite term of calling somebody a jew.
A Jonporter is a worshipper of the male ''chocolate starfish'' (anus).
Jonporter is also a shade of ginger that can only be deemed as jonporter.
The original jonporter once killed a bear by simply loking at it and had suit's so fine they made sinatra look a bum and a voice that make's a wolverine pur.
Being that there hair is jonporter(slight gingerness) they can be class as the welsh answer to chuck norris.