Joel is derived from the ancient Hebrew word Joeltholeum which means he who tames the lemurs. A Joel is known for his psychic abilities which allows him to mind meld with certain birds of pray. A Joel is also known for his mental abilities allowing him to slowly win the hearts and minds of the people of New Brunswick. Joel's have incredible strength within their nipples and have been know to use them for combat. They are highly skilled in the dark arts and are usually
seen in positions of extreme
power such as camp counsellors and life coach's. They have been known to attack at
random on the third
sunday of a leap year. This is their feeding times and can only sustain themselves on the
tears of virgins. In their natural habitat they are dangerous killing machines able to swallow your soul as the
run at
63.2mph. Beware the Joel unless they are a good friend. They are
loyal to all of their good friends but will randomly take those they dont and entrap them within magical paintings. Joel's are the greatest thing in the world, give them a compliment as soon as you
meet, but not about their elbows. Find a Joel and sware allegiance as soon as possible, or the Scott's, Jeff's and Mike's have already won.