Jão

An stupid person who sits and play video games all day and still has good grades

I’m so sick of Jão getting better grades than me, he doesn’t even study! Stupid fucking piece of shit

by JohnnyPlots June 8, 2020

jao

is an amazing and the best person one could ask for. She is passionate and hardworking on the things she love. She says she is not a baby but lowkey wants be to be considered one tho. She has this fluffy chenks which i personally love. I like it when she mingming's my hair. She's lovable in every way and im lucky to have her. the loml and the one i want to build my future with soon.

"jao, will you marry me?

by mingmi November 16, 2020

JAO

Just An Observation.

Your shirt is on inside out. JAO.

by leftiger March 18, 2019

jao

Pronoun:

A reference to a friend or acquantaince.

As Bruce walked up to Russell he said, "What's up jao."

by Bruce April 3, 2005

jao

Also jay-ho, a name for someone who treats you like dirt or betrays you.

I thought he was my friend but he's a real jao.

That ass disrespected me, what a jay-ho!

by Invaris July 10, 2006

JAO

"Jizz all over" used in much the same way as "lol" or other acronyms, jao means that something is awesome, and you appreciate it's awesomeness by proverbially jizzing on it.

"Dude, I totally beat a woman up today!"
"JAO!"

by wtfparadox January 21, 2010

Jao

A man that is into sports. Flexible and very competitive. He loves to be with his friends and treasure them as brothers. He is simple yet very attractive. He is kind towards anyone he encounter with. When he love someone, he's willing to give everything he can. He will not prove it with just a word but with effort and actions.

Hey Jao! You look nice today.
Look its Jao, he's so hot!
I wish Jao will notice me once..

by seraphine_4 June 7, 2021