IWM (I Wet Myself)
An alternative to LOL (Laughing Out Loud), ROFL (Rolling On the Floor Lauging), or LOLLERCOASTER, abbreviations used mostly by adolescent-minded technophiles within the venues of message boards, blogs, instant messaging and chatrooms.

how r u? i r gud. i wnet to skool 2day and maed fun uv sum freshmna. iwm!!

IWM by iamthegreatbj February 14, 2006

Iwm

Stands for ‘I want mummy’.

You: “Can I please borrow £5?”
Your dad: *rolls eyes* “No, you can’t!”

You: *Cries* “WAAAA!! IWM!” 😭😭😭😭

Iwm by Quirkiest gal July 23, 2021

iwmts

I want my titties Sucked

A girl text you hey iwmts that means she wants her titties sucked on

iwmts by Itsyaboytez November 4, 2018

iwmpa

I want my pussy ate.

Kim: Girl John put it down last night
Satoya: Girl, this nigga was trynna fuck me I'm like iwmpa that's all.

iwmpa by fvhk September 12, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026