ium

My little brother

Ium can you get me some water?

by Education April 22, 2018

iumdersgand

Not understanding a joke

Friend:Says a joke (that you dont understand)
You: iumdersgand hahaha

by iumdersgand Owner June 1, 2021

iumzhana

Probably russian, has big sense of dark humor and horny 24/7 would fuck any guy/girl she sees
Also shes fatter than eric cartman and nickavocado combined

Mike: You would smash iumzhana?
Jorge:im horny and she has a big pussy
Mike:whatthefuck shes so fat
Jorge:like how fat?
Mike:fatter than your mom thats for sure
Jorge: oh for real? I dont want to smash her anymore

by Justletmeeatyourass March 26, 2023

@iuminee

The hottest genshin/roblox tiktoker ever😍

Person 1:Hey are you mututals with @iuminee??
Person 2:Yes
Person 1:*Makes out with person 2*

by @iuminee April 3, 2021

@iuminee

hottest genshin/roblox/gacha tiktoker ever also married to @k.kiwifriut

Person 1:Are you mutuals with @iuminee??👩 🦲
Person 2:Yes why u asking??🤔
Person 1:In that case..lipbite
Person 2:Makes out with Person 1

by @iuminee April 3, 2021

IUMSRBE

The International Underground Middle School Roast Beef Exchange, or IUMSRBE, was one of the most well-kept secrets of many Gen Z's middle school years. Originated in 2012 in the central Ohio area, this trade among adolescents involved visiting Arby's approximately every six weeks. Those who are members of the Exchange, with knowledge of the secret menu, will ask the Arby's employee for "just the meats". In doing so, they will receive six individually packaged slices of roast beef. Once a week, after school, they were to trade a slice of the roast beef for a JUUL pod with whomever they regularly "dealed" with. Members are never to miss a week, as the amateur market was growing at a rapid pace for nearly six years. If a week is missed, the user must wait for the six-week period to start again and then have their membership re-evaluated. The pods traded were never known to be of the best flavor or quality, and eventually Arby's was made known of this black market of sorts and were forced to shut it down.

"Hey, did you ever participate in the IUMSRBE back in the day? That shit was crazy man. Caused my nic addiction."

by cartonbrain jones January 31, 2023

All_iums

the coolest cool person

all_iums has been cool since 1899

by kaylolzs September 3, 2021