itoif

I Thought Of It First!

itoif means; if someone else has said something but you thought of it before they said it.

by ZIG-ZAG 23 May 18, 2011

ITOFTS

Web acronym for "I'm too old for this shit."

John: How are you feeling today?

Joe: I'm really hungover. ITOFTS!

by Brett Stanaker April 21, 2008

ittifilwy

abbreviation of - I Think That I'm Falling In Love With You, related to abbreviations like: ily, ifly, ilysfm, iilwy.

Rees - "Lily ittifilwy"
Lily - :o

by rennycowne888 December 6, 2009

iTomFoolery

A Youtuber who reads inappropriate or dark kids' books.

Let's watch iTomFoolery

by fallinginstyle January 18, 2020

iToilet

The "iToilet" is a prototype for a new range of "iPod white" toilets soon to be released from Apple. The famous "click wheel" that the "iPod" is known for will be placed on the top of the toilet and users can select the strength of their flush. The "iToilet" boasts a PooPoo viewer and Anti-skid. It features WiFi and can download, what Apple calls, "Song Flushes" which will turn on a popular song when you flush. A song that's found it's way to be most popular and downloaded by users is Bachman Turner Overdrive's "Takin Care of Business". The iToilet does not support No.3 and has a label reading "Taking laxatives it wrong."

Some acessories for the iToilet include skins, seat warmer, stylish toilet cleaners and attachable speakers.

LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO: May be balony.

by GOBias Industries September 19, 2005

iToilet

A toilet that an iPod or iPhone has been dropped into, especially when the device no longer worked after the fact.

Oh crap! I just flushed my iPhone down the iToilet!

by brie_46902 July 15, 2010

Ivoify

1. To make somthing like Ivo

2. To improve somthing bland

Dude lets Ivoify that box! *pulls out hankerchief and fairy wings*

by improvgirl99 December 25, 2009