When somebody tells you to do something you do not want to do you can respond with the term "Call My Cell Bro"

The term can be used over the phone (even if you are already on your cell phone) or in person.
Example 1:

friend: You want to come to my friends party tomorrow night? Its gonna be a sausage party, but it should be fun.

you: "Call My Cell Bro"

Example 2:

Mom: Clean your room today.
you: yea "call my cell bro"
by Emoney220 April 27, 2010
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a phrase used while leaving a voicemail which imply that the person who was called needs to call or at least call back the person leaving the message. Otherwise the recipient would be a fool ass bitch.
Raven's voice mail message: I'm not able to get to my phone. You know what to do.

Tina: Girl, You will not believe that I am breakin' it down at this party with Diddy. He asked me to come along with his friends and he said I could invite you. Bitch call my dick!
by Mikey27 February 27, 2008
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Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.
John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.

Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?

JS Mill: What? No....

Kant: Well shut up then.
by Mook November 13, 2004
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The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable.
Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?

Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?

Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?

Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.
by ObviouslyDizzle December 10, 2006
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A phrase used by weak middle schoolers to try and intimidate people bigger than them. Usually followed by a fictional story about their dad's fighting feats.
Bully: I told you to stay away from here. Now hand over any money you got on you!
Victim: Back off or I'm gonna call my dad, loser. He killed 100 people in Afghanistan.
by Exterminator (not really) August 15, 2019
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(Richard) "Aye when you're gonna stop having sex with these girls"
(Me) "Until Death Call My Name".
by Jhon hanfle July 5, 2018
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if he dont stop talkin shit im gonna make him when i drop a quarter and call my uncle on his asse
by t bear September 26, 2005
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