these three words may seem innocent, but they can trigger people almost instantly.
you may be saying " good day sir", but what they hear is "you're gay sir".
"good day sir" also goes hand in hand with "you're gay sir"
person 1: *slams hat onto the ground* "good day sir!"
person 2: *stops walking away and flings around on his heels* now right up in person 1's face "i am NOT gay!"
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a phrase that famous YouTuber Cody Ko will say next time he sees someone bully someone else in public for not being able to game because they're a girl
by W.Lua May 12, 2020
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When you're laying in bed, and a memory hits you. You go back thinking of the good old days with friends you lost contact with. Wishing you could go back and relive moments of your life that you took for granted. But then you wake up from your day dream remembering you can't have those memories back...
Inside person's head: I remember staying up late and hanging out with my friend Matthew . Wherever did the time go, wish I could have the good old days back.
by datblankskid July 13, 2017
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Good Dick Day, or GDD is the uncontrollable size of your dick when you wake up, or when you finish working out, swimming etc. On a good day you have a nice shaft, with an enlarged head, on a bad day you have a shriveled up sleeve of excess skin surrounding a little moles head.
Mmmm I'm not going streaking like this, I'm not having a Good Dick Day.

I think I'll change in the shower cubicle, today isn't a Good Dick Day.

Skinny dipping? Hell yeah, I can feel I'm having a good Dick Day!
by Siff Bachelor January 16, 2012
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A good hair day is the most AMAZING DAY EVER. It's often mistaken for actually having perfect hair, but that's the least important part of it. Everything in your life goes the perfect way. You're happy. You're mom is happy. You finally get a dog. You're dog is happy. Season 2 of your favorite TV show comes out totally unannounced. It's not just regular happy, it's freaking DANCING-IN-A-MEADOW-FULL-OF-DAISIES-NICK JONAS-JUST-SHOWED-UP-ON-MY-DOORSTEP-HAPPY. You wanna scream. You look gorgeous, things just couldn't get bette-- BAM. YOU WOKE UP. You're screwed. You're late for school. You haven't washed your hair in five days. Its Greasy. There is absolutely nothing you can do about it. You're mom is yelling. Laundry day. You can't find you favorite black shirt. You've broken your glasses. Soap gets into your eyes. You're nail breaks. You're wearing wet socks. AND ITS A BAD HAIR DAY.
Martha: *ugh*

Dave: You okay Martha?

Martha: *covers face with ugly baseball cap* Stop looking at me.
Stacy: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
Lana: *WHISPERS TO MARK* - ew what's up with the lime baseball cap?
Mark: Nothing. Give her a break. Its prolly just a bad hair day.

So basically a good hair day can be defined as something , with all due respect, TOTALLY NON EXISTENT. :/
by RAISINDAFFODILSLANA January 20, 2018
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A day when your penis is larger and floppier than normal.
Once Barry realized he was having a good penis day, nothing could get him down.
by jbarryd October 27, 2016
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