Originates from a mythical creature that lurks in the dark depths of Mawsley. People say the beasts head is so thin that it once collapsed into itself. It can turn sideways and seem invisible as the body of it is so thin. Watch out for this bony creture as it may use its powers to touch you, especially if your a man, while he is invisible
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).