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Irrefixable 

Ya just can’t fix it
1. That is seriously broken
2. Yeah yeah I know it’s irrefixable
1. Couldn’ta said it better myself
Irrefixable by UnqualifiedGiraffe October 12, 2020
Israfil is the angel of beauty, song, counsel, sympathy, and resurrection. His most instruments are the trumpet and the lute. Being the angel of resurrection, he resurrects those using his trumpet. He is also insanely attractive.
Israfil by 4st4rte May 29, 2017

irrational clark lust 

Disorder affecting thousands in the US and portions of Canada. Symptoms include racing thoughts of white pants, uncontrollable urges to manhandle fluffy red hair, blindly disregarding proper spelling rules, and feigning an interest in map-making.
ICL is thought to be caused by overexposure to the portraits and writings of early American explorer William Clark. As of 2011, there is no proven cure. Sufferers of the disorder are said to have reegretted no-thing &c.
Park Ranger: Miss, you can't stand that close to that portrait of William Clark!
Young Lady: CLAAAAAAK.
Young Lady's companion: She can't hear you Park Ranger, she's suffering from Irrational Clark Lust.

irrationallyexcusive

Someone who is always making excuses, but all excuses seem to be irrational, or easily proved wrong on the basic premise of the excuse itself.
I assign a new user to a system, then when they can't access the system, I see that the password I issued has a double S instead of one S. Being irrationallyexcusive, I blame the keyboard for adding the additional S to the password.

Irrifuckitating 

1. adj. Irritating beyond the possibility of reasonable belief.

2. A person so mind bogglingly stupid that mere words cannot come near to expressing this stupidity.
My neighbor's windchimes are irrifuckitating.

irrational anger 

You know when you're really mad like really REALLY mad but it's this tiny little thing that has caused your outburst like I don't know you dropped your toast and it landed on the spread side and your just like FUCK but like gravity has made that happen so maybe you should just be angry with Isaac and then he's dead so how can you be angry at a dead guy!? FUCK!
Irrational anger is When you want to flip the table because you spelt a word wrong, it would be rational to just backspace but this is irrational anger what do you expect?
irrational anger by Averymadman December 2, 2013