While breastfeeding in church, I became increasingly irractitated by all the judgemental stares and eventually had to take my unholy, suckling baby to the bathroom.
A level of procrastination that is so high, the procrastinator will irrationally perform tasks that far less important, simply to postpone doing their work even longer.
Mom: " Hey Ted, have you started your math homework?"
Ted: " I'm about to, but first I have to clean the gutters, polish the door knobs, walk the cat, and milk the neighbors Alpaca."
Mom: " Why must you always irrastinate everything..."
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.