Irractitate
Irractitate by Dr. Yorick P. Worley May 2, 2018
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While breastfeeding in church, I became increasingly irractitated by all the judgemental stares and eventually had to take my unholy, suckling baby to the bathroom.
Irractitate by Dr. Yorick P. Worley May 2, 2018
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Irrastinate
A level of procrastination that is so high, the procrastinator will irrationally perform tasks that far less important, simply to postpone doing their work even longer.
Mom: " Hey Ted, have you started your math homework?"
Ted: " I'm about to, but first I have to clean the gutters, polish the door knobs, walk the cat, and milk the neighbors Alpaca."
Mom: " Why must you always irrastinate everything..."
Ted: " I'm about to, but first I have to clean the gutters, polish the door knobs, walk the cat, and milk the neighbors Alpaca."
Mom: " Why must you always irrastinate everything..."
Irrastinate by Tedmane November 19, 2012
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.