While breastfeeding in church, I became increasingly irractitated by all the judgemental stares and eventually had to take my unholy, suckling baby to the bathroom.
A level of procrastination that is so high, the procrastinatorwill irrationally perform tasks that far less important, simply to postpone doing their work even longer.
Mom: " Hey Ted, have you started your math homework?"
Ted: " I'm about to, but first I have to clean the gutters, polish the door knobs, walk the cat, and milk the neighbors Alpaca."
Mom: " Why must you always irrastinate everything..."