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Irish wake 

An Irish wake is basically a party after the death of a family member or friend. Usually used by family members to get drunk and tell stories, usually inappropriate, about the deceased.
"My family isn't big on funerals, we mainly have Irish wakes."
Irish wake by Lizbeth2 March 18, 2007
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irish wake 

The act of taking a Guinness enima to get drunk quicker. Much like the French who discovered that shooting wine into the ass can get you drunk quicker.
My arse leaks all the time since I did those Irish Wakes.
irish wake by Jimi Jam September 22, 2004

Irish Wake Tea Bag 

Filling your dead friend's mouth with whiskey and tea bagging them at the funeral.
Patrick's funeral is today, I shaved my balls and got 25 year old whiskey for him. Can't wait to give him a proper Irish Wake Tea Bag.
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