parisite

A member of a society who feels they are above the law due to a low level of fame that is generally found via reality television.
She thinks that she can do whatever she wants because she slept with 98% of the guys at school. That parisite will pick up some kind of "parasite".
by vansio August 03, 2007
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Parisite

Another name for the social parasite Paris Hilton, who does nothing but spend money and poisons the mind of those around her.
Parisite dumped Paris Latsis and stole Stavros Niarchos from "friend" Mary-Kate Olsen because he had more money than Latsis! She's a man-stealing whore! And an ugly one at that!
by fags-in-the-shower July 16, 2008
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Parisite

Paris Hilton wannabes
sometimes they pretend they have all the money in the world when in actuallity they don't.

can also be: eskahos
oh my god, she's such a parisite.

she's the skankiest parisite that i know!

well look at those parisites over there....
by kyla g July 21, 2008
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Parisite

A young girl who dresses like Paris Hilton and imagines that this is a cool thing to do
Look at that Parisite.
by R&D January 29, 2009
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Parisite

Denotes any gratingly gratuitous, irrevocably spoiled, and/or thoroughly talentless psuedocelebrity.
That parisite deserved what she got.
by PurrfectPeach141210 July 06, 2007
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Parisite

A parisite is what Shane Dawson’s charechtor Paris Hilton often calls the veiwers of her vlogs. Not to be confused with “parasite” meaning an organism which feeds off of a host.
Paris: Alright my little Parisites, Its time for me to go.
by jjiscoolerthanyou July 13, 2011
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social parisite

A lazy louty lay-about who hangs around da City Of Light and mooches off everyone he meets.
If da indolent sleazeball Caldwell Merchfield was to relocate to da general vicinity of da Eiffel Tower, he would probably become a major social parisite.
by QuacksO August 12, 2024
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