night gig

What you tell a friend when he calls you while you're bangin his mom.

Tim: *cellphone ringing* hey Howard, are ya free to jam tonight?

Howard: ah I can't Tim, you see I'll be working a night gig.. Wrote a tasty jam can't wait to play it live man it's gonna be great.

by DairyDingus96 December 14, 2014

Night Tight

When your girlfriend is asleep in an awkward position causing her vagina to be tighter than normal upon entry when sex is promised.

My girl promised some bomb sex, then fell asleep, so I just slid into night tight pussy.

by Tunicavaginalis January 7, 2022

Stoney Night

That one day of the week you have designated to blazing it up with the crew.

Friend: “Yo you wanna get drunk tonight?”
You: “Can’t, Wednesday night is Stoney Night”

by Treemonger420 July 29, 2020

Kings night

Basically when your girl or whoever puts on a sexy suit while giving you head in a kings chair while he records and takes whatever pics he wants. The queen becomes the servant of the king to his sexual needs

I want a kings night for valentines

by Nightfreak227 March 15, 2021

saturday night fish fry

A large party in New Orleans where they fry fish on a saturday night as the name suggests

If you are a cook or a good musician, you can get into a saturday night fish fry for free.

by thy holy bruh man September 20, 2019

A night in Sweden

A night in Sweden is when you and 2 other straight dudes cuddle up to each other in a bed that is too small. DICK TO ASS.

Remember when we had a night in Sweden? That was crazy fr fr.

by BigDickWalrus6969 August 29, 2022

chicken cutlet night

A dinner with the main course of chicken cutlet, originating from the show "Jersey Shore". It is very common among fat guedos.

Hey, you going to Ronnie's mom's place tonight? I heard its chicken cutlet night.

by Domster July 28, 2014