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Prom Night Tight 

To have a tight, almost impenetrable vagina; to have no need for a draw string; the opposite of a bucket minge
Ben: You finally shagged her? What was her undersmile like?
Jerry: Oh man, she was prom night tight
Prom Night Tight by sheepfish13 September 13, 2012

night night pussy tight

a phrase used when saying "goodnight" it means sleep well and keep your genitals safe. it was made up by Jordan and Katie.
friend: I'm tired, Im going to go to bed.
me: alright. night night pussy tight. see you in the morning.

Tight Like Prom Night 

The ultimate level of tightness. Something is so thorough or well done, it will never be recreated on that level of tightness again, much like prom night sex.
"I heard that rock show was tight last night, how tight was it?" "It was tight like prom night!"

Tight Like A Night

The phrase 'tight like a night' was secretly developed in 1943 by exiled German scientists working on the Manhattan Project. It is used in order to convey a situation of exponential, overwhelming, and ultimate tightness.

While akin to tight like prom night, tight like a night conveys way more tightness in a personal way by allowing the user the freedom to envision their ownparagon of tightness. (which may or may not have been prom night because you have to see your grandma and have like 80 picture taken and that's not tight)

'tight like a motherfuckin night' can also be used in extreme circumstances if TLAN proves insufficient
"Hey Bro, If I ever jumped out of the 80th story of an exploding building and caught a frisbee in my mouth while having a five-way with four hot bisexual chicks on the way down and then landed safely in a huge pile of super chronic weed and winning scratch-off tickets that Snoop Dogg had put there... that'd be tight like a night"

"Speed 2 starring Sandra Bullock and the disease known as AIDS are definitely not tight like a night"

as tight as a virgin on prom night 

Ronnie macs words

How he refers to how tight his dirt bike chain is
That chain is as tight as a virgin on prom night

tighter than a virgin on prom night

When the pussy is so damn tight you cant fit your cock in that hairy shit
Man that girl last night was fucking tighter than a virgin on prom night