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Internet Addict 

Someone who is constantly on the internet on one or more of the following websites.
Twitter
Facebook
Youtube
Tumblr
Skype
etc.
If you're doing nothing, you're on one of these websites.
Friend: Whatcha doin?
Me: On tumblr looking at pictures of Youtubers... Oh and tweeting stuff on twitter... AND, and watching Cry play The Last Of Us on Youtube
Friend: Internet Addict much?
Me: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's too many feels!
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Internet Addict 

Someone who would go on a date and only talk to their date on a pda with wireless internet using a IM service.
Internet Addict by Fred November 7, 2003

Internet addiction 

Compulsory and excessive engagement in the internet such that it interferes with your IRL life.
The first thing I think about when I open my eyes in the morning is jacking into cyberspace and downlinking some bits, and I wake up at least three times a night to get my WiFix. I've tried canceling the DSL five times, but my Internet Service Pusher won't let me get clean. I don't think I'm ever going to kick this internet addiction.
Internet addiction by !Josh Cheek August 21, 2013

Internet Porn Addiction 

A form of addiction amongst straight/gay men of all ages which usually involves wanking over from video hosting websites like Spankwire, xHamster , xVideos etc.,it can also be in the form of voyeurism that involves webcam to webcam activity. To some extent, sick perverts would go as gross as watching Sluts eat their own shit and drink their own piss.

Internet Porn Addiction and Internet Addiction per se usually go hand in hand.
"Dude, I need to go to a marriage counselor or a Psychologist"

"Why?"

"Need to get rid of this Internet Porn Addiction, it could destroy my marriage"

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026