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Instatracted

Finally succumbing to creating an Instagram account 7 years later, since it's launch in 2010, after much prodding from a soul-sista, and therefore becoming completely and utterly distracted by the plethora of awesome posts, to the detriment of important deadlines and responsibilities (i.e. school, work, offspring, spouse, pets, plants and etcetera).
I am officially Instatracted--and have no regrets (yet)!
Instatracted by Tacenda444 August 11, 2017
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InstaTrashed 

When a quiet or peaceful area is showcased for its tranquility on social media and is overrun by clout chasers who in turn ruin the area with noise and garbage.

Also synonymous with tourists disrespecting the local environment.
I loved to go camping there before it got InstaTrashed.

This was a quiet area I used to hike on before it got InstaTrashed.

We had to shut down this part of the tour to let the environment heal from tourist activity. It was InstaTrashed to the point our local government stepped in and said no more. We can still admire it from afar, we just can't go in.
InstaTrashed by JinxedIt November 27, 2020

instastracted 

Unable to do get anything done because you got preoccupied with Instagram.
I wanted to get the house cleaned, but I got Instastracted.
instastracted by Jammond Cheese November 14, 2022

instagranted 

The state of being merely thought of as an instagram follow statistic.
Jeffrey was taken for instagranted by Ashley so that she can boost her follower to following ratio of 634 to 89, despite Ashley knowing who Jeffrey was since 4th grade.
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026