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Innisfail

place. bulging village in Alberta, Canada with one conservative eye on the future, one even more conservative eye on the past, and a third eye, indicative of its growing Hindu population, on its soul.

Obtained from Cree indians in return for urgently needed medicine and future considerations the sparklingly clean town sits at the foot of Antler Hill from which the beckoning lights of Red Deer can be seen.

Cattle feed, cattle tack, cattle slaughtering, and, in fact, shops for all your cattle-related needs can be found in the village, which elects a Cattle Princess every year to march in the Bovine Industry Parade each July 14.

A local zoo has supplied many animals to the american film industry. "Borat", for example used twin Innisfail bears to play one regular bear.

"Brokeback Mountain" , which required scenes of desolation and a certain look to its cowboys, was filmed near Innisfail.

Tourism is still in its infancy but a hostelry is slated to open in the fall of 2014 and an information kiosk is planned next to the highway.

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Isn't Innisfail a beautiful medieval city nestled in the breathtaking mountains?

You're thinking of the Innisfail in Scotland. This is the one with all the doleful cattle.
by gnostic1 July 2, 2011
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Innisfail

A town for which rules over all other North Queensland towns especially Cairns which is full of gooks. Everyone from Innisfail are awesome and forever will be.
Cairns person: omg you're like from innisfail

Innisfail person: well at least i'm not from gookville, slang eye lover mother fucker
by Dr Rey March 14, 2008
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Innisfail State College

Innisfail State College, also known as inbred central, is known for creating and providing the Northern tropics with bin chicken cum chuggers. Unlike its rival, Tully State High School (known as The Gem of the North), Innisfail State High is known for being ,metaphorically, like a snotty toddler whom missed their nap for the fact that they were only created in 2010. Innisfail is also known for their high class Maccas, which unfortunately receives majority of its income from the high achievers of Tully state students due to the fact that the Innisfail students fail to afford the penny pinchers menu.
Child: Mummy look its a bin chicken!
Mother: oh no honey, they are just Innisfail State College kids .
by hellotheredontjudgeme May 19, 2018
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Innisfail Maccas

Innisfail Mcdonald's also know as ''Maccas'' is a high class restaurant for the locals within Innisfail. It offer a gourmet range of foods such as the $1 hamburger and $1 frozen drinks because they are the only thing the Maoris from Innisfail State College can afford on a thursday afternoon after smoking fat joints instead of showing up to their classes.
Oi mum pick us up a frozen drink at Innisfail Maccas
by maccasemployee2997165 December 26, 2018
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Innisfil

A small town in Ontario Canada where rich inbred asswipe hockey faggots live.
Danny: You see that guy over there with the flow i heard he fucked his sister

Noah: He has to play hockey. I bet he is from Innisfil.
Danny: For sure.
by YoloSwag420Jesus February 27, 2014
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inniskillin

Cold chillin with your closest group of friends. Derived from the "original" crew who started this phrase, in Innisfil, Ontario
"We're Inniskillin tonight."
by SandyS April 24, 2006
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Innisfailure

A shameful display of blaming everyone else, other than one's own short-comings, after a bitter defeat.
The Innisfail State High School representatives at the 1987 Peninsula Region titration competition were humiliated in their loss to the Smithfield State High School representatives. The accusations of tampering with the titrant and buret only reinforce the episode as an Innisfailure.
by Mr. C. December 5, 2004
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