Penile Injunction

A formal command or mandate which requires the recipient to stop acting in a certain way. A Penile Injunction is usually served when someone is particularly annoying during a social situation.

Oli: Look at that group of Chikitie over there by the bus stop, I am going to try and get involved.

Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.

Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.

Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction

Oli: Dont do that you twat

Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.

Penile Injunction by Mot241 June 25, 2009

Pancake-injunction 

When your sticky sweaty nut sack sticks to the side of your inner thigh.

I got some serious Pancake-injunction sticky icky woo. Dont you hate when your sack sticks to you forehead. Excuse me, I need to peel this bitch off my leg.

Pancake-injunction by Dr. Stugots February 21, 2011

sofa injunction 

When your wife insists you sleep on the couch after she finds out the details of your super injunction and stops believing that you and that cheap whore are "just friends".

Jon: I hear Ryan Giggs got served a sofa injunction.
Emma: Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Jon: Not really, he's pretty into shemming.

sofa injunction by dontknockit September 27, 2011

Fracking injunction 

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NOUN.
The ability to delegitimise peaceful protest with corporate law to enable a multinational toxic corporation to poison a landscape, causing earthquakes & cancers.

You can stick your fracking injunctions up tour arse

Fracking injunction by Insp Gadget June 16, 2018

emergency induction port 

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Jewish by injection

(n.) a term used to describe a gentile, or non-Jew, who engages in intercourse with a Jew one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat of an honorary Jew of sorts.

"Have you met my new girlfriend?"

"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"

"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"

"Right on!"

Jewish by injection by JAP_ January 11, 2008

bum injection

Having a penis up your anus

Bend over and take it like a man, its bum injection time, pucker up

bum injection by mitch00uk April 7, 2015