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go and ingrind on that cocky
ingrind by Arthur Jonathan February 5, 2021
Words you can keep
A smart beautiful girl. She is the one who you will fall in love with, she wears glasses, it doesn't matter if she wears her glasses or contacts she is beautiful either way. She loves to eat sweets, she has the most beautiful smile in the whole world. Her giggle is the most amazing thing you have ever heard, if you haven't heard her laugh then your missing out on the most beautiful sound ever. She loves playing sports. She is very picky when it comes to clothes or food. Chances are if you like her , she likes someone else or she is dating someone already. She always has a smile on her face. She is the person who you can tell anything to.She is very helpful and understanding, Her name and middle name are both rare names but are special. Ingrid can light up your whole world. just by a simple "hi" from her you already know its gonna be a good day. She is very shy at first, but once you start to know her, you will fall in love with her. She is an" ANGEL". She is near perfect.If you date her or go out with her , you were one of the most lucky people on earth. She is one of a kind. She is always going to be in your mind no matter what. If you ever meet Ingrid you are Lucky don't ruin your chance with her ;)
Dude 1: Who is that?
Dude 2: thats Ingrid isn't she beautiful
Dude 1: yes!, do you think I have a chance with her
Dude 2: Nope, she is already taken
Ingrid by AmazingHeart March 5, 2017

Ingrid Alexandra 

The prettiest person that exists in this universe. She's prettier than anything else because yes.
A smart beautiful girl. She is the one who you will fall in love with, she wears glasses, it doesn't matter if she wears her glasses or contacts she is beautiful either way. She loves to eat sweets, she has the most beautiful smile in the whole world. Her giggle is the most amazing thing you have ever heard, if you haven't heard her laugh then your missing out on the most beautiful sound ever. She loves playing sports. She is very picky when it comes to clothes or food. Chances are if you like her , she likes someone else or she is dating someone already. She always has a smile on her face. She is the person who you can tell anything to.She is very helpful and understanding, Her name and middle name are both rare names but are special. Ingrid can light up your whole world. just by a simple "hi" from her you already know its gonna be a good day. She is very shy at first, but once you start to know her, you will fall in love with her. She is an" ANGEL". She is near perfect.If you date her or go out with her , you were one of the most lucky people on earth. She is one of a kind. She is always going to be in your mind no matter what. If you ever meet Ingrid you are Lucky don't ruin your chance with her ;)
Dude 1: Who is that?
Dude 2: thats Ingrid isn't she beautiful
Dude 1: yes!, do you think I have a chance with her
Dude 2: Nope, she is already taken
Ingrid by AmazingHeart March 5, 2017
SHE IS AN INGRID. SHE IS AESTHETIC AND BEAUTIFUL.
ingrid by JFDJHBJ May 31, 2019
Ingrid is a very INTELLIGENT, NICE, GLAMOROUS, REALLY INTERESTING, and DETERMINED girl. Who can also be REALLY funny, is AMAZING at what she does, MAGNIFICENT at listening to people’s problems, very OPEN-hearted, and STUNNING person as well. genuinely one of the coolest people you will ever meet hands down! :)
Person 1: Who’s the coolest person you know?
Person 2: probably Ingrid

Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because she is.
Ingrid by RowanL November 6, 2022

ingrid newkirk

the most celebrated fascist since hitler,
in her will she says "i want my skin to be made into wallets, my meat into 'newkirk nuggets', and feet into umbrella stands."

-hypocrite
-fascist
-propagandist
-self proclaimed media whore
ingrid newkirk the founder of peta likes to rankleshankle all night long with the press

"sometimes te only humane way to treat an animal is to pu it to sleep for ever"
-newkirk herself said that one
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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