When someone who can't figure out why they're single provides their unsolicited, misogynistic opinion.
"The more sexual freedom women have gained, the more hysterical they become over the phantasmagorical restrictions they sense lurking around every corner."
"Oh my God you are right. Your expertise in anthropology is beyond comparison and your incelicited advice is greatly appreciated. 🙏🏻"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!