post-inaugural depression

The feeling of sadness that many people experience after the political climax of the inauguration of the president of their choice.

Psychiatrist: Tell me why you asked to see me today, Ms.___.
Patient: Because I feel really, really, really sad - kind of drained and empty. When Barack was President-Erect - I mean, Elect - I felt soooooo great, but now all I can think of is my crappy job, my bills ... depressing stuff like that ...
Psychiatrist: Ah, yes, a classic case of post-inaugural depression. I notice that you first said "President Erect" .... Why do you think that was ....
Etc., etc..

by ring-tailed roarer January 21, 2009

inauguration

To formally introduce an individual into office

I never knew who the president was until his inauguration

by M. Warriors February 22, 2005

Inaggerate

More than just the opposite of exaggeration , an inaggeration is the removal of the colloquial interest which can be added to an otherwise boring sentence. To exaggerate would be to say you were paid a million dollars for a job you got 10,000 for, an inaggeration would be to say anywhere between 9000 and 11000. It is not exactly a statement of truth but it isn't incorrect enough to add anything to the story. More extreme cases of inaggeration are known as Hypoboles.

Guy 1: 'Chuck Norris is so strong that he can lift an automobile.'

Guy 2: 'Nobody has said a Chuck Norris joke in 5 years and you expect to revive them with that hypobole piece of shit. If you inaggerate once more i'm going to stick my foot so far up your ass that it will hurt a little'

by coombop January 14, 2009

Accurately inaccurate

The expressed measurement wasnt at scientific standards. The rate of change between measurements at different time points showed a precise rate of change.

My total body fat measurement wasnt accurate on the scale. But my rate of bodyfat lost was. My scale is Accurately inaccurate.

by Owenscott June 19, 2019

Presidential Inauguration 2009

The most awesome experience that could possibly be documented by a group of college students hoping to go on a heady road trip. An African-American president was sworn in and about one gozillion people half froze in the streets for hours to support him. There was strugglin', strivin', throbbin', and thrivin', but yeah, everyone was survivin'.

Remember when we went to presidential inauguration 2009 and Barack Obama said "Yes we can!"?

by DJ Jew Beats March 13, 2009

Inauguritis

The feeling of anticipation for the inauguration of Barack Obama. In preparing for travel to Washington DC, this includes studying news outlets for predictions and traffic updates. Similar to the endorphin rush experienced by supporters during the campaign.

Sally: I'm getting ready for my trip to DC for Barack Obama's inauguration and am having trouble focusing on anything else.
Betty: Sounds like a case of inauguritis.

by soorya January 15, 2009

Inaccurate

Imprecise with error;opposite of accurate

Her test scores weren't inaccurate

by Lillieboo October 13, 2017