Definitions by Owenscott

Dyslyricia 

Dys-lyric-ia.

The condition of which leads to singing words or lines in a song in the wrong order or wrong time.

Bro. Its not happy birthday to you. NOT ... Happy birthday dear happy birthday. You got serious dyslyricia i think.

Dyslyricia by Owenscott October 9, 2021

Accurately inaccurate 

The expressed measurement wasnt at scientific standards. The rate of change between measurements at different time points showed a precise rate of change.

My total body fat measurement wasnt accurate on the scale. But my rate of bodyfat lost was. My scale is Accurately inaccurate.

Accurately inaccurate by Owenscott June 19, 2019