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whack in a pair of apples 

1) To listen to music on your iPod, iPhone etc

2) To stuff two apples into any orifice
Some idiot was playing music on the bus so loud the other day. I wasn't bothered but my friend was so I told her to whack in a pair of apples...

...He won't be able to walk straight for weeks.

whack it in 

The act of completing a task with no forethought or planning what so ever.

Normally in one tenth of the time it should take to do.
Person 1: "I need a nuclear power station safety system for tomorrow".

Person 2: "No problem, i'll 'whack it in' this afternoon".
whack it in by sup my lo November 25, 2004

Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza 

A quote that is used by Legs a character from the simpsons, threatening somone to beat him up in the gut
What's the matter you?
You ain't so big.
Me and him are gonna whack-a you in Labonza or gut

Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza

Wackers in Your Crackers 

Pronounced Wackaz-in-yo-Crackaz, refers to a random and unexpected kick to a mans groin. the "wackaz" represents the kick and the "crackaz"represents the groin.
I am not sorry i made you cry this morning from the Wackers in Your Crackers. You will probably need to put ice on your groin for the rest of the day.
'Wacked-in' : to achieve a physical sexual encounter with another person or persons. Yorkshire/North-East expression.
Our kid got wacked-in with the barmaid at the Frog & Radiator last night
Wacked-in by deanothedestroyer March 10, 2018