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hot dog in a tunnel 

When a girl's vagina is too big or deep from being a big girl or a very "active" girl and having sex with her is similar to a hot dog in a tunnel
That's a huge bitch. It's gonna be like throwing a hot dog in a tunnel

She's been around man.
So you mean it's like throwing a hot dog down a tunnel?
Pretty much.
hot dog in a tunnel by JaWu July 5, 2007

Global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts

noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.
After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.

elephant in a wind tunnel 

ejaculating into a woman's anus while she farts
I asked my girlfriend if she was in the mood to have an elephant in a wind tunnel

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel 

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.
She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.