flesh flapper

one of those hand dryers in public restrooms that blows the hot air so hard that the fat and skin on your hands flaps around.

Person A comes back from the restroom
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.

by Klemintina March 1, 2011

flesh cookie

a woman's vagina; fresh and warm like a cookie straight out of the oven

I'd certainly love to pull down her panties and shove her flesh cookie right in my mouth

by CanadianDudeEH! January 12, 2018

Flesh boy

Joey

What a sopping wet slab of flesh!

Person 1: wow that Joey guy looks like he loves skin!
Person 2: thats why we call him flesh boy!

by Fleshiest May 8, 2016

flesh weapon

The male penis, genitalia, package, tool, wood, pecker, package, man meat, etc.

We were having a good roll in the sheets, then I came in from the flank and hit her hard with the flesh weapon... It was great!

by Judd B. Brown December 18, 2008

flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

by RedMonarch12177 August 2, 2022

flesh puppies

the fleshy alien things from the 2002 scooby doo live action movie

Those flesh puppies are spoopy

by thegaystripclub September 30, 2017

Flesh Vice

A Vagina.

The flesh vice is the female internal sex organ that begins on the outside at the vice opening and extends about three to five inches inside, ending at the cervix/neck of the uterus.

Dude! I need to get me some tight flesh vice!

Dammn S***n B****tt loves fresh flesh vice!

by Big Guns Dave Jones January 28, 2009