flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

by RedMonarch12177 August 02, 2022

flesh puppies

the fleshy alien things from the 2002 scooby doo live action movie

Those flesh puppies are spoopy

by thegaystripclub September 30, 2017

puppy flesh

Puppy flesh is a term used by masculine gay men to make fun of young, girly-looking straight men.

Victor: Hey, John, look at that puppy flesh over there.
John: Wow, those hips definitely don't lie.
Victor: Pfft.

by DeanWinchesterWhyNot January 10, 2014