flesh puppy 

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

flesh puppy by RedMonarch12177 August 1, 2022

puppy flesh

Puppy flesh is a term used by masculine gay men to make fun of young, girly-looking straight men.

Victor: Hey, John, look at that puppy flesh over there.
John: Wow, those hips definitely don't lie.
Victor: Pfft.

puppy flesh by DeanWinchesterWhyNot January 19, 2014

Flesh-Puppet 

An actor.

After a chance meeting with a film star you admire, your friend might say "Why did you get so star-struck, he's only a fucking flesh-puppet!"

Flesh-Puppet by BellenderCarlisle July 3, 2008

Flesh Puppet 

A silly (albeit functional) collection of fat blobs, flesh strings, bone tubes, meat bags. When a flesh puppet looses most of it's functionality, it gets demoted to a corpse.

"You say this Flesh Puppet is no longer animated? No worries. For a small fee, I'd be happy to store it in a decorative box, and add it to my collection." - An Anonymous Undertaker

Flesh Puppet by Raxle Berne April 21, 2016

Flush Puppy

when a mothafucka walks up in a fast food restaurant uses the restroom and then leaves without the purchase of any food item.

did those people just come in to use the restroom?" "yeah they just did a flush puppy on their asses.

Flush Puppy by brown boy ni66a July 26, 2010

Flush Puppet

Human that merely exists, nothing more, nothing less.

Person 1: you useless fucking flush puppet.

Flush Puppet by Mister Meat Marrionet April 12, 2017