A liaison for busy people to handle minor and major relationship time management issues
“I’m still at work and busy. I will send the Relationship Valet to handle it.”
by NuclearBeast September 1, 2021
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Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.

May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.

Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
by just like honey November 21, 2021
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When you are assigned a job but you get distracted by someone you’re working with (something that person is the job) and you quit doing your job to have a be with them.
What the fuck happened?!”
I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship!”
by hanniistheelk October 9, 2022
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an affair where both adulterers work together, are in long-term relationships, and still feel the need to cheat
Family should have always been my priority,
but I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship . I'm sorry for any pain that my
actions may have caused to the guys and the
fans but most of all to Ariel. The only thing that
matters right now is my marriage and my
children, and that's where I am going to focus
my attention.
by marysmommymilkers September 28, 2022
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Dick so good you can't let anyone else have it.
"I've never fucked some who did not want to be with me, I have relationship dick"
by bluewrite September 17, 2023
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When the baggage (i.e. commitment issues) from a previous relationship causes a person to break up with their new partner, and as a result, that new partner gains the baggage of the dumper, which causes problems in the new partners future relationships. Similar to an S.T.D., except mental rather than physical.
"Dexter, why don't you just date that cute girl from school that texts you all the time?" "I can't! Catherine gave me R.T.B. (Relationship Transmitted Baggage), and ever since I have serious commitment issues."
by insomniacwithnightmares November 21, 2017
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A relationship that moves to quick builds a fantastic relationship one a foundation that couldn’t hold it and it crumbles
All Grey’s relationships have this
by @!?&$ July 21, 2023
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